Imbiber's Ratings Guide

	10: Anything that earns a score within this lofty range most assuredly displays the utmost in elegance, style and overall desirability. Beauties such as these are extremely rare, much like the Imbiber's ultimate dream girl, Rachel McAdams.

	8-9: Things thusly rated are surely as delightful as I imagine it would be to make sweet, sweet love to Megan Fox. Pre-married-to-David-Silver Megan Fox, that is.

	8: If wine, spirits, beer or bars were like two women making out, the ones that score in this range would be the equivalent of Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson swapping spit.

	6-7: Here we're getting into "Amy Winehouse is kinda cute, particularly after a six-pack or two" range. You could do better than this, but then again, you could do worse.

	Below 5: Ever wonder what it would have been like to grope Leona Helmsley? Yeah, me neither.